LIVE APPEARANCE ALERT!!

The long-awaited second round of the NY Improv Stand Up contest is finally here!!!

I'll be performing at 7pm TONIGHT, and I'd love your support!

Please RESERVE your spot as soon as you can at (212) 629-1781

The New York Improv is located at 318 W. 53rd St., right off the corner of Eighth Avenue and in the heart of the Broadway Theater District.
Here's their Web site: NY Improv

Railroad Groper
A 57-year old man was arrested yesterday for groping female riders as they slept on the Long Island Railroad. While some women want the man put away for a long time, most women say they'd take their chances with guys like that if they could actually get a seat on the train every morning.