Saturday, January 08, 2005

Brad & Jen Split
Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston have announced they are separating. The announcement is sobering most members of the American news media, who almost missed the story because of all of that frivolous tsunami coverage.

Top 5 Reasons Brad Pitt & Jennifer Aniston are Splitting Up

5) Brad wanted a baby, Jen wanted some talent

4) Jen was tired of Brad being the prettier one

3) Political differences; Brad voted for the Democrats, Jen voted voted for Clay Aiken.

2) Without the "Friends" writers, Jen really doesn't have anything to say

1) First rule of celebrity marriage fight club: Don't talk about celebrity marriage fight club!

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