Anna Nicole Ruling
A federal appeals court has nullified Anna Nicole Smith's $88 million inheritance from her late husband J. Howard Marshall. That's the biggest fortune stripped off Smith since a surgeon removed her original breast implants.

Anna Nicole Ruling II
A federal appeals court has nullified Anna Nicole Smith's $88 million inheritance from her late husband J. Howard Marshall. Experts say without money, Smith will now face the daunting challenge of becoming an even bigger piece of white trash than she already is.

New Year's Cleanup
New York City sanitation workers labored tirelessly into the morning hours to sweep up more than 50 tons of garbage left in Times Square. It's the most crap anyone's had to sweep out of New York since the Republican National Convention ended last summer.

Top 5 Slogans Used by Libya to Entice American Oil Companies

5) Halliburton Doesn't Own Us!... Yet

4) No technology, no human rights, but plenty of oil... just like Texas!

3) Here, bribes are tax deductable!

2) We may have killed hundreds of Americans in terror attacks... but we never had a gay marriage

1) Please come here before Rumsfeld finds a reason to invade