State of the Union
There was a mixed reaction in the House Chamber when President Bush announced his plan to defend heterosexual marriage. Most Republicans stood and applauded, most Democrats sat quietly, and Dick Cheney and Dennis Hastert stopped holding hands.

State of the Union II
Mr. Bush also promised funding to promote sexual abstinence among teenagers and increased financing for teen drug testing. If approved, the programs would mean the end of the NBA.

KKK in NYC
The U.S. Court of Appeals is barring the KKK from marching in costume in New York City, citing a state law that bans people from wearing masks in public for anything other than entertainment purposes. But for New Yorkers, seeing a bunch of White supremacists trying to march down a street in Harlem really IS entertainment.