NEWSDAY ALERT!! I had TWO jokes in in today's "Punchlines" column in Newsday! Here's the link:
Newsday




Illegal Immigration Push
President Bush is working hard to win over his fellow Republicans as he pushes for his new illegal immigrant amnesty program. But the administration doesn't have to convince Rush Limbaugh, who employs dozens of illegals just to pick up his prescriptions.

A&M Admissions
Civil rights groups are urging Texas A&M University to stop giving preferential treatment to the children of alumni in its admissions policy. Activists say sending more than one person from the same family to A&M really is a crime against humanity.

Peterson Change of Venue
Scott Peterson's lawyer Mark Geragos wants a change of venue in his client's murder trial, saying he knows the perfect place were people don't listen to the media, don't believe everything prosecutors say, and don't believe rumors and innuendo... the only problem is there is no court house at the Neverland Ranch.