Tuesday, December 30, 2003

New Swing Voters
Pollsters believe 18 to 24-year olds could replace the elderly as crucial swing voters in the 2004 election. That means politicians won't have to change their messages too much because like seniors, younger voters are also unemployed, hang around the mall all day, and really just want access to cheaper drugs.

Libyan Nukes
International Atomic Energy Agency chief Mohamed El Baradei confirms Libya has dismantled its nuclear weapons program in record time. That's because it really doesn't take long to unplug a microwave oven.

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