Saddam's Daughter
Saddam Hussein's daughter says the family will hire the world's best attorneys to defend her father. Experts say this strategy will bring Middle East peace closer to reality as Saddam shows the Arab world that the only way to survive is to work with lots and lots of Jews.

Thurmond's Daughter
Storm Thurmond's family is now admitting that 78-year old Essie Mae Washington-Williams is the illegitimate daughter of the late Republican Senator and his Black maid. Political experts say that as a Black woman with ties to the GOP, Ms. Williams can soon look forward to being nominated to the Bush cabinet.