Janklow Convicted
South Dakota Congressman Bill Janklow is resigning from the House after being convicted of second-degree manslaughter. Janklow says that after killing someone and leaving the scene of the accident, the only thing he's qualified to do now is run against Ted Kennedy for the U.S. Senate.

Disney DVD
Disney is currently testing a new anti-piracy DVD that self-destructs in 48 hours. That means it lasts 24 hours longer than most Disney films stay in theaters.

Affleck Complaint
Ben Affleck is blaming his high-profile relationship with Jennifer Lopez for wrecking his career. Hey Ben, your relationship with Jennifer Lopez IS your career.

Wall Vote
The United Nations has voted overwhelmingly to challenge Israel's West Bank wall in the International Court of Justice. The UN is worried the barrier could infringe on the Palestinians natural right to "life, liberty, and the pursuit of suicide bombings."