KKK Shooting
A bullet fired in the air during a Ku Klux Klan initiation in Tennessee this weekend came down and hit the man being initiated in the skull. But the incident was apparently not accidental, as serious brain damage is a pre-requisite for admission to the KKK.

Medicare Bill
The US Senate has voted to overhaul the Medicare system, but it's already clear there are problems with the measure. It turns out when they heard the bill was appropriating $400 billion to the elderly and disabled, most senators thought they were just giving themselves another pay raise.