Serial Bride
A Bronx woman pleaded guilty this week to illegally marrying 25 immigrant men to help them get New York City work papers. The woman says she didn't do it for love or money, she just wanted to make sure she'd never have trouble getting a cab ever again.


Letterman Ratings
Ratings for the Late Show with David Letterman have markedly improved since the birth of his son, narrowing the gap between his show and the Tonight Show. Not wanting to be left out of the ratings trend, Nightline anchor Ted Koppel has announced he plans to knock up at least three women a week until the end of sweeps.


Apocalypse Mini-Series
NBC is developing a mini-series based on the end of the world as foretold in the Book of Revelations. Conservative Republicans are already threatening to boycott the program unless it blames it all on the Democrats.