Octopus Discovery
Scientists have discovered that the octopus has erectile tissue that elongates and gets hard during the mating process... a first for non-vertebrate animals. Previously, the only other creature without a backbone known to get frequent hard-ons was Bill Clinton.

"Queer Eye" Parody
Comedy Central is planning to spoof "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" with a new show where gay men will be instructed how to pass for straight. Of course, there already is place where gay men are taught to pretend they're straight everyday... it's called the Catholic Church.