Schwarzenegger Inaugural
The nation is waiting anxiously to hear what California Governor-elect Arnold Schwarzenegger has to say when he gives his inaugural address. But Schwarzenegger says he'll skip making a speech because he always hates it when people talk during the opening credits.

Bridge Champs
The U.S. national bridge team won a stunning victory over Italy Sunday at the World Bridge Championships. The elated champs had to rush out immediately after the game because they wanted to celebrate their victory at Denny's early-bird special.

Madonna vs. Time Warner
Madonna and Time Warner are locked in a heated dispute over her latest album and the stock options the company is using to pay her. As of now, neither side can tell what's more worthless, her music or their stock.

Raiders THG
Four members of the Oakland Raiders have reportedly tested positive for the steroid known as THG. The NFL says it's considering penalizing the team, but how can you effectively punish a squad that's already lost to the New York Jets?