Kozlowski Apartment
Jurors in former Tyco CEO Dennis Kozlowski's trial saw a video of his apartment yesterday, despite his lawyers' arguments that it would make them prejudiced against their client because of his wealth. But after seeing pictures of his $6,000 shower curtain and $1,500 umbrella stand, the jurors are now prejudiced against Kozlowski because he's an IDIOT.

Olympic Flame
The Olympic Flame will pass through New York City on its way to the 2004 Summer Games in Athens next year. In a fitting gesture to the city's Olympic spirit, the torch will be carried by several local athletes, politicians, and will be used to light the grills of every Greek diner in Manhattan for a week.


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