Campaign Finance Ruling
The Supreme Court has upheld the new campaign finance law that bans huge contributions to candidates and political parties. Now everyone's just going to have to go back to bribing politicians after they're elected.


Bidding Closed
Despite international protests, the Pentagon is barring companies from countries that didn't support the war in Iraq from getting any reconstruction contracts. But by making sure they won't have to deal with any more French-made products, the U.S. is finally doing something good for the Iraqi people.


A&F Catalogue
Bowing to protests, Abercrombie and Fitch has pulled its controversial catalogue that features nude pictures and articles about sex.
Now the only time A&F customers think about getting screwed is when they're at the checkout counter.