Saddam's Money
The good news for the Bush administration is that Saddam Hussein is finally telling interrogators where he put up to $40 billion. The bad news is it's all invested in Halliburton.

New Year's Security I
The Department of Homeland Security will use helicopters to provide tactical support to security efforts in Times Square this New Year's Eve. That's good news for safety-conscious revelers but bad news for Dick Clark's wig.

New Year's Security II
New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg says no one should avoid Times Square Wednesday night because of terrorism concerns,
promising everyone that al Qaeda will not stand in the way of thousands of New Yorkers getting maimed and killed in the usual drunken rioting.