Illegal Immigrants
President Bush wants to allow illegal immigrants to join a new temporary worker program and not lose their jobs. Of course, Bush identifies with the immigrants because he also holds his job illegally, doesn't speak English well, and works at the whim of greedy corporations.

Illegal Immigrants II
To avoid deportations, the administration says employers will have to show they hired the illegal immigrants because they could not find capable U.S. citizens to fill their jobs. That means the only institution eligible to take part in the program is the U.S. Congress.

11-year old Drug Dealer
Florida police have arrested an 11-year-old girl who sold prescription drugs and heroin in front of her home. Her parents deny they were putting her in danger since her only regular customer was Rush Limbaugh.