Newsday Alert!!! I'm back in the "Punchlines" section of Newsday today. Here's the link: Newsday

Hiking Magazine Error
The latest edition of Britain's Trail Magazine mistakenly published a mountain hiking route that would lead hikers straight off the edge of a cliff. The article is required reading for Howard Dean's campaign staff.

Post-Iowa Fund Raising
After their strong showings in Iowa, the Kerry and Edwards campaigns have seen fund-raising gains. John Kerry has collected more than $300,000 since Monday, Edwards has drawn about $250,000, and Howard Dean has brought in $200,000 but he's had to spend it all on Prozac.

Voting Study
A new study shows that single people are more likely to vote than married people. Experts say that's because single people just aren't as used to getting screwed.

Cuba Internet
Fidel Castro is imposing strict restrictions on Cubans who want to surf the internet or buy a computer. It's not that Castro is afraid of the spread of free information, but because too many Cubans are using their empty computer boxes to make boats.