Friday, January 23, 2004

Bennifer Break
After announcing Jennifer Lopez's break-up with Ben Affleck, the actress's spokesman asked Americans to leave her alone and "respect her privacy." In response, Americans are asking Lopez to stop making movies and respect their intelligence.

Vatican Restatement
The Vatican is clarifying what appeared to be a Papal endorsement of Mel Gibson's new film, "The Passion." The Pope's spokesmen now say that when the Holy Father said the movie was an excruciatingly accurate portrayal of a crucifixion, the Gibson film he was referring to was "What Women Want."


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