Thursday, June 23, 2011

Withdrawal Reasons
President Obama is ordering a quicker than expected withdrawal of our troops from Afghanistan. It turns out the President will need those tens of thousands of soldiers to protect him from the growing unemployed mob.

Next Withdrawal
After Afghanistan, President Obama is still hoping to make a clean withdrawal from other costly and deadly areas... but enough about the government's investment in GM.

Pension Plug Pulled
The Postal Service is suspending its employer contributions to worker retirement plans... or hopelessly delaying those payments by sending them via the regular mail, whichever saves more money.

Foreign Exchange
U.S. colleges are desperate for more foreign students... mostly because they need to find someone who can afford to buy the beer.

Foodstamp Nation
44 million Americans are now on foodstamps. The other 266 million are paying $5 for coffee at Starbucks.

June 23rd

1305: A peace treaty between the Flemish and the French is signed. The pact gives the French free Flem for the next 700 years.

1661:Charles II of England signs a marriage contract with Catherine of Braganza… But only after he learns that her "Braganzas" were 38 DD.

1967: President Lyndon Johnson meets with Soviet Premier Alexei Kosygin in Glassboro, New Jersey. After three hours in Jersey, Johnson attempts to defect to Russia.


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