Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Pakistan Arrests
Pakistan has arrested all the key Pakistani informants who helped us find and kill Osama bin Laden. It's all in preparation for Death Row Records' "Snitches are Bitches" summer tour.

Gay Marriage Slam
A federal bankruptcy court is blasting the ban on gay marriage, saying it denies bankruptcy rights to gay couples. Meanwhile, Congress continues to deny gay and straight couples the right not to go bankrupt.

Milk Ban
Los Angeles public schools have now banned flavored milk. No kids in the schools know the difference between a pint and a liter, but at least now they've been saved from the evils of Nestle's Quick.

French Problems
French banks are in growing trouble because of their large exposure to shaky Greek debt... and French banking executives are in trouble for exposing themselves to hotel maids in New York.

CEO Hiring?
A new survey says CEO's expect to boost their hiring and spending next year... but only in divorce court.

June 15th

1520: Pope Leo X threatens to excommunicate Martin Luther and “unfriend” him on Facebook.

1844: Charles Goodyear receives a patent for vulcanization, a process to strengthen rubber… which Goodyear invents after his wife’s sixth unplanned pregnancy.

2002: Near-Earth asteroid 2002 MN misses the Earth by 75,000 miles… next time, it’s getting a GPS.


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