Buffett's New Bet
Warren Buffett is now actively betting against the dollar. He's investing in foreign countries like Japan, India, and the Obama administration.



Gas Task Force
The Justice Dept. is setting up a special task force to investigate any and all possible cases of gas price gouging. It's all part of Attorney General Eric Holder's dream of putting some white people in Guantanamo Bay.



California Taxes
California is seeing an unexpected rise in income tax receipts. The dollar is becoming so inflated, it's not even worth cheating on your taxes anymore.



Toyota Schedule
Toyota says it will get back to normal production in November or December... when it will start selling cars the glow for Christmas.




Netflix Pay
Netflix's CEO has seen his pay double over the past year... but he has to send the money back after he's finished using it.




April 22nd


1500: Portuguese navigator Pedro Álvares Cabral becomes the first European to sight Brazil… and thong underwear.


1970: The first Earth Day is celebrated. Later leaving the nation’s parks littered with discarded thousands of signs and banners.


1972: Increased American bombing of North Vietnam prompts anti-war protests in Los Angeles, New York City, and San Francisco… but in North Vietnam, people are surprisingly okay with it.