Tuesday, April 19, 2011

April 19th

1770: Marie Antoinette marries Louis XVI… they spend their honeymoon trading wigs.

1782: John Adams secures the Dutch Republic's recognition of the United States as an independent government. In return, the U.S. promises to send it millions of college kids looking to get stoned in 200 years.

1961: The Bay of Pigs invasion of Cuba ends in failure. JFK has more sex with Marilyn Monroe to help him get over it.


At 10:32 PM, Blogger Samuel_Clemons said...

i feel like there is connectedness here.. history is now starting to make sense


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