McCartney Shows
Paul McCartney is set to play two shows at Citi Field this week. McCartney should feel right at home there because just like the Mets, he hasn't had a decent hit in 23 years.



Shuttle Delays
Bad weather has delayed the launch of the shuttle Endeavor for the third time. All Nasa has to do is lose the astrounauts' luggage and it'll be just like flying on Delta.



Goldman Earnings
Everyone is expecting a blowout earnings report from Goldman Sachs later today. The company has been raking in huge profits ever since it shipped all its deadweight executives to the Obama administration.



Geithner in Saudi Arabia
Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner will address the Jeddah Chamber of Commerce and meets later today with Saudi King Abdulla. His main goal: try to convince them he's not a Jew.



Rattner Quits
Steven Rattner has stepped down as the head of the White House auto company task force. After six months of really studying the industry, Rattner wants to focus on something less depressing, like teenage suicide.