Obama's View
The Internet is buzzing about a picture from the G8 summit that seems to show President Obama ogling a woman's rear end. The White House insists he was just checking her greenhouse gas emissions.



Byrd Against Energy Bill
91-year-old Senator Robert Byrd is opposing his fellow Democrats and their cap and trade energy bill. It turns out he's against anything that helps power those darn horseless carriages.



The New GM
GM will hold a 9am news conference today during which CEO Fritz Henderson and new Chairman Ed Whitacre will take questions on the company's future... and if they're lucky the company will actually last longer than the news conference.


Ownership Stakes
60% of the new GM is owned by the U.S. government, the UAW owns 17.5%, and anyone who buys a GM car now owns 100% of a piece of crap.




AIG Bonuses
Bailed out AIG wants to pay its executives big bonuses again. But this time it has a good excuse: it turns out the company is making millions insuring the lives of overpaid AIG executives who keep getting death threats.