Wright Blames Jews
Reverend Jeremiah Wright is blaming "them Jews" for not letting him talk to President Obama. Meanwhile, James Von Brunn is blaming "them security guards" for not letting him talk to "them Jews."

Wright Blames Jews II
Reverend Jeremiah Wright is blaming "them Jews" for not letting him talk to President Obama. The statement is saddening Jews and English teachers across the country.


Iranian Vote
Long lines have formed at almost every polling station in Iran for that nation's presidential election. The heavy turnout is mostly due to an ad campaign highlighted by the slogan: "Come to vote, stay for the honor killing!"



Chastity's Gonna be a Man
Sonny and Cher's daughter, Chastity Bono, is having a sex-change operation. To help the procedure run smoothly, Cher is donating much of her disgarded body tissue from her last 17 plastic surgeries.



Carradine Conclusion?
A forensics expert says actor David Carradine did not commit suicide... he came to that conclusion after investigating the scene, interviewing family members, and learning that Carradine ordered 17 porno movies on his hotel room TV.



Leo's House
Even in this real estate market, Leonardo DiCaprio has sold his Malibu home for almost $8 million... mostly because the house comes with 6 bedrooms, a guest house, and Bar Rafaeli.