Reporters Sentenced
Two U.S. journalists have been sentenced to 12 years in a North Korean prison camp. The court showed some leniency and rejected the more severe punishment of giving them their own show on MSNBC.



Jobs Coming Back?
Apple chief Steve Jobs could show up at today's software developer's conference to introduce a new iPhone with a breakthrough new price... it only costs one healthy pancreas.



Stimulus Success
The White House now says that 600,000 jobs have already been created by the economic stimulus plan... most of thos jobs are going to people who are working to shut down GM and Chrysler's factories and dealerships.



Penske Deal
Auto dealer Roger Penske is buying Saturn from General Motors. It's not clear if Penske really wanted to buy Saturn, or if he just wanted to throw big money to GM so he could feel President Obama.



Airlines in Trouble
The world's airlines will lose $9 billion this year... which is why Air France is going through their latest crash victims' clothes looking for loose change.



North Korean Shipments
The Obama administration is now considering interdicting North Korean shipments suspected of carrying weapons, nuclear technology or cars that get less than 30 miles per gallon.