Obama's Appeal
President Obama is set to give a major address in Cairo, assuring the world's Muslims that they have more in common with Americans than they realize. For example, Muslims make their women cover their faces, and Americans wish Nancy Pelosi would cover her face.

President Obama says his address will seek to repair a "damaged U.S. image" in the Muslim world. But it's not clear if the U.S. image was damaged before or after 9/11, the USS Cole attack, the Khobar Towers bombing, the bombing of Pan Am flight 103, the Beirut Marine base attack, the Berlin disco bombing...


President Obama says his address will seek to repair a "damaged U.S. image" in the Muslim world. He specifically wants to apologize for all the money we've spent on their oil, making their leaders too rich over the last 60 years.



College Graduation Times
A new report shows that 53% of American college students graduate within 6 years. The other 47% go to Florida State.



Cavs Chinese Sale
The Cleveland Cavaliers are selling a 15% stake in the team to China... unfortunately Lebron James owes the other 85% of the team that actually makes any money.



Tiger Stadium Demolition
The city of Detroit has decided to demolish the last remaining sections of Tiger Stadium... but since the stadium was part of the UAW, it will still have to pay its retirement benefits and healthcare insurance.



Networking Sites Shut Down
The Chinese government has shut down online networking sites like Twitter and Flickr. Millions of Americans with teenage children are now planning to move to China.