Mom and Son Found
After a three day search, police have finally found a South Carolina woman and her 555-pound son. Cops got to them seconds before Uinversity of South Carolina Head Coach Steve Spurrier could sign the boy up for his offensive line.



Mom and Son Found II
After a three day search, police have finally found a South Carolina woman and her 555-pound son. Cops had a tough time finding them because there are actually thousands of women in South Carolina with 555-pound sons.




Obama Address
President Obama will give the graduation address at the U.S. Naval Academy today. He's hoping to encourage the graduates by reminding them that while he'll probably accuse them of committing war crimes, he won't have the guts to prosecute them for it.



Playboy for Sale
Hugh Hefner is looking to sell Playboy enterprises for $300 million. But all the potential buyers are offering much less because they say they only want to buy it for the articles.



GM-UAW Deal
GM and the UAW have reached an agreement that clarifies the future for the automaker: GM has agreed to shut off the lights and the UAW will lock the doors.



Biden in Beirut
Vice President Joe Biden has just arrived in Beirut. It's the one city in the world where people are used to things more dangerous than Biden's mouth.