Top 5 Bumper Stickers in Dubai

5. "My Son is an Honor Killer at Dubai Elementary"

4. "Perform Random Acts of Kindness... but first, Jihad!"

3. "My Other Car is a Booby-Trapped Audi"

2. "Anyone Riding in this car has to give me gas, cash, or a Qassam rocket launcher!"

1. "Don't Blame Me, I Blew up the Polling Place!"