Stimulus Warning
Leading Republicans say the Obama stimulus spending package will put the United States on "a road to financial disaster." The Democrats responded by jacking up the tolls on that road by 50%.



Geithner Delay
Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner has delayed the unveiling of the Obama administration's plan to fix the banking sector. It's not clear if he's reworking the plan, or if he just needs more time to do his taxes right this time.


Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner has delayed by one day the unveiling of the Obama administration's plan to fix the banking sector. Banking CEO's will use that delay to give themselves another $100 million in bonuses.




A-Rod Scandal
The sports world is stunned by news that Alex Rodriguez tested positive for steroids in 2003. But since he's now dating Madonna, it's a shame he didn't test positive for penicillin.