Tuesday, December 02, 2008


Indian Demands
In the wake of the Mumbai attacks, India is demanding that Pakistan hand over terrorist militants to Indian authorities. Pakistan says it's willing to send its known militants over, but they'll need about a million more trucks.



Worker Suspended
A New York hospital worker has been suspended for failing to report the gunshot wound of NFL star Plaxico Burress. And if you think that's bad, you should see what his fantasy football teammates did to him.



New Plan
The CEO's of the big 3 automakers return to Washington to present a more detailed recovery plan to Congress. The key to their strategy is building smaller cars and selling them on iTunes.



Firewood Boom
More Americans are looking to firewood to cut their winter heating costs... or they could just be setting their foreclosed homes on fire to collect the insurance money, it's hard to tell.



California Going Broke
The state of California says it will run out of cash by February. The nation's banks are responding by saying: "We wish we still had that much cash!!!"

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