NEWSDAY ALERT!! I'm back in today's "Punchlines" column in Newsday and Newsday.com! Here's the link: Newsday



The Citi Weeps
With Citigroup shares falling below $5, there's a good chance the giant bank could go bankrupt. Experts blame the company's bad mortgage bets and the huge salaries and pensions paid to its unionized ATM's.


Losers to Merge?
Citigroup, GM, Ford and Chrysler are considering a merger. The new company will be headquartered in a stalled armored car.