Car CEO's Blasted
Members of Congress are blasting the big three auto company CEO's for flying their private jets to Washington to ask for bailout. It's going to make things that much more awkward when those same Congressmen ask them for a ride on those private jets for Thanksgiving vacation.


Car CEO's Blasted II
Members of Congress are blasting the big three auto company CEO's for flying their private jets to Washington to ask for bailout. But Democrats forgave them when they found out those jets used eco-friendly fuel.



Bailout Status
If the big 3 automakers don't get their $25 billion bailout, Congress is still prepared to help people living in the Detroit area... by issuing guns to the three people there who aren't already armed.


Car CEO's Blasted III
Members of Congress are blasting the big three auto company CEO's for flying their private jets to Washington to ask for bailout. They could have driven to Capitol Hill, but none of them could find a car that would last more than 200 miles.


The big three CEO's all said they need exactly $25 billion. That's $20 billion to fix their companies, and $5 billion to fix the Detroit Lions.



UAW Private Jet
The UAW chief also took a private jet to the hearings. But in all fairness, it was a union jet, so there were 1,600 flight attendants on board.



Hooker Tears
The prostitute at the center of the scandal that brought down former New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer is saying "I'm sorry" to Spitzer's wife. And to current New York Governor David Paterson she's saying: "You're welcome!"


Hooker Tears II
The prostitute at the center of the scandal that brought down former New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer is saying "I'm sorry" to Spitzer's wife. And to current New York Governor David Paterson she's saying: "See you next Wednesday!"



Alwaleed Backs Citi
Saudi Arabian Prince Alwaleed is sinking millions more dollars into Citigroup. By investing in Citi now, Alwaleed can expect the same results that he gets when he gives millions of dollars to suicide bombers.