Yahoo CEO Ousted
Yahoo CEO Jerry Yang is stepping down. The company is doing so badly, it's conducting its search for a new CEO on Google.



Auto Warning
GM and Ford are reminding the public that if they go under, millions of American jobs will be lost forever... mostly the jobs of Americans who repair GM's and Fords.



Gift Card Slump
Fewer Americans are expected to buy gift cards this Christmas season... except for the ones who intend to use them to break the locks on their foreclosed homes.



Hill to State
Hillary Clinton is reportedly close to accepting an offer to become Secretary of State. She's the perfect choice for the job since as Bill's wife, she's knows a lot about foreign affairs.



Angry Docs
Nearly half the doctors in a survey of U.S. physicians said they want to get out of the medical business... but they're only staying in it for the health coverage.



Pirate Attack
Somali pirates have seized a Saudi oil tanker holding $100 million of crude. Well it was $100 million... after today's oil market trading, it'll be more like $35 million.

Somali pirates have seized a Saudi oil tanker holding $100 million of crude. The pirates insist they're not looking to hurt anyone, they just want to make sure they have enough fuel to get their Hummer to the next gas station.