Friday, August 15, 2008

Edwards Denial
John Edwards is denying he paid $14,000 in hush money to his former mistress. Actually, that's how much he paid her for his last haircut.

Trump Saves Ed
Donald Trump has stepped in to save Ed McMahon's home from foreclosure. In return, McMahon will hand over to Trump all of his remaining hair.

U.S. Takes 1-2
U.S. women gymnasts won the gold and silver medals in the all-around competition. The Chinese team was profoundly disappointed, but felt better after they had a little nap and some cookies.


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