Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Obama Notification
Thousands of Barack Obama supporters will get to be the first to know the candidate's running-mate choice via text messages and e-mails. That's the same way John Edwards' supporters will learn the results of his latest paternity test.

Chinese Women Gymnasts
Questions remain about the Chinese women's gymnastics team and whether underage girls were on the squad. The good news is if underage girls were used, they were at least saved from a life of having to test eat lead-filled Chinese made toys.

iPhones at Best Buy
Best Buy has announced it will soon start selling the Apple iPhone... like there aren't enough geeks and losers hanging around Best Buy already.

Phelps Wins 5th
U.S. Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps has won his fifth gold medal in the Beijing Games and 11th overall. It's not clear if he's a great athlete or just making a good investment hedge against the dollar.

U.S. No-Hitter
U.S. Olympic softball pitcher Cat Osterman pitched a no-hitter in a 3-0 win over Australia last night... which means the Mets are already in contract talks with the middle of the Australian team's batting order.

Clothes and Depression
A new study shows most married women show signs of depression when they try on clothes. But most married men show signs of depression when their wives buy those clothes.


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