Hamas Day Care Daily Schedule

6:30am: Mothers drop children off, get beaten for not watching their children.

7:00am - 8:30am: Morning prayers, followed by daily Jew-bashing sermon.

8:45am - 9am: Clean up toys... and the rubble from last night's suicide bombing.

9am - 9:30am: Pin the Bomb on the Donkey.

9:30 - 10:30am: Nap time, (AKA: "Pretend to be a martyr").

10:30am - 11:30am: Snack time, (CANCELED DUE TO HAMAS LEADERS TAKING U.N. FOOD SUBSIDIES TO BUY MORE BOMBS)

11:30am - 12pm: Children play rousing game of "Who's the Israeli informant?"

12pm - 12:30pm: Clean up carcass of loser of "Who's the Israeli informant?"

12:30pm - 1pm: Lunch, (only provided if Jews have been murdered that day).

1-2pm: Practice crying for BBC TV crew.

2-4pm: Circle time.

4-5:30pm: Story time, AKA: Scary stories we'll tell Mr. Carter when he comes to visit.

5:30-6pm: Dismissal, pick up. (PARENTS, PLEASE BE PREPARED TO TAKE YOUR CHILD'S EXPLOSIVE BELT AT THIS TIME. WE DO NOT ASSUME RESPONSIBILITY FOR ANY WEAPONS LEFT BEHIND!).