Pope on the Way
Pope Benedict XVI is scheduled to arrive in the U.S. today. The Pope is currently conducting a special Mass where he is praying that his flight will not be canceled or his bags hopelessly lost.

Pope Trip
Pope Benedict XVI is on his way to the U.S. at this hour. He did remembered to bring his slip-on shoes of a fisherman to get through airport security a little faster.

Pope on Sex Abuse
Pope Benedict XVI says the U.S. clergy sexual abuse scandal caused him "great suffering"... the Italian victims, on the other hand, "had it coming."



Tax Day
Today is the deadline to file your taxes. As a courtesty, the U.S. government would prefer if everyone paid their taxes in euros.



Egypt Terror Trial
25 members of the terrorist group "Muslim Brotherhood" have been sentenced to up to 10 years in jail in Egypt. But they will be released as soon as all the foreign journalists leave.


Food Aid
President Bush is sending $200 million in emergency aid to help starving countries across the world. That will be $1 million for the food, and $199 million for shipping and handling.

Food Aid II
President Bush is sending $200 million in emergency aid to help starving countries across the world. And that will be worth $400 million to the nations with supermarkets offering double coupons.