Michigan and Florida Re-Vote?
The Democratic party is considering holding re-votes for the Michigan and Florida primaries. Michigan Democrats favor the idea because they want a hand in choosing the presidential nominee... and Florida Democrats favor the idea because they're so old they forgot that they already voted.



Obama Wins
Barack Obama easily won the Wyoming Democratic caucuses Saturday. Of course tthere are three Democrats in Wyoming, and two of them are cows.



Box Office Results
10,000 B.C. was the number one film at the box office this weekend, as it roped in thousands of Americans who naturally assumed the film about primitive humans was a Martin Lawrence movie.



West Bank Construction
Israel announced plans Sunday to build hundreds of homes in the West Bank and disputed east Jerusalem, infuriating Palestinian groups who claim the new homes infringe on their land, their rights, and do nothing to stop plummeting real estate prices either.