Important Contest
Millions of Americans were glued to their TV's last night as the nation's leaders were locked in a tight battle... but enough about Britney Spears and Kevin Federline.


Iowa Aftermath
After last night's Iowa caucuses, two new front-runners for the 2008 race for the White House have emerged. For Democrats, it's Sen. Barack Obama. For Republicans, it's Jesus.

Leaders of the GOP establishment are up in arms the wake of Mike Huckabee's Iowa win. It appears Evangelical voters made a key error in thinking the Republicans actually gave a damn about them for all these years.


Miracle Man Talks
The man who lived even after he fell 47 stories from a New York skyscraper is out of a coma and starting to talk... but only personal injury lawyers can hear what he has to say.



Missiles on Passenger Flights
Tens of thousands of airline passengers will soon be flying on jets outfitted with anti-missile systems as part of a new government test. Travelers are in favor of the idea, as long as the missiles can be used on the planes in front of them on the runway before takeoff.