Gas Prices
The price of gas actually fell by two cents across the country this weekend. Yeah, but I thought we couldn't define infinity minus two.


Memorial Day NYC
This Memorial Day weekend in New York was marked by parades, fireworks, and remembrances of a time when the Yankees didn't suck.


U.S.-Iran Talks
The U.S. and Iran held their first formal talks in 27 years Monday... but the discussions broke down when the Iranians refused to accept America's insistence that the world is no longer flat.


NFL Player Dead
The body of New England Patriots player Marquise Hill was found Monday after a jet ski accident on Lake Pontchartrain, Louisiana. There are many unanswered questions, but ESPN is only trying to find out whether he was on his way to a dog fight.


Kevorkian Getting Out
"Dr. Death" Jack Kevorkian will leave prison this week after serving more than eight years of a 10-to 25-year sentence. Kevorkian's voluntary suicide cause has flagged over they years in the U.S., but he has huge future as an executive with al Qaeda.