Eagleton Dies
Former U.S. Senator Thomas Eagleton died Sunday at age 77. He was briefly George McGovern's running mate in the 1972 presidential election, but dropped out after it was revealed that he had once been hospitalized for depression... and doctors advised him that running with McGovern would definitely cause a relapse.



Coulter Flap
Ann Coulter is under fire this weekend for calling Senator John Edwards a "faggot" at a conservative convention in Washington. Coulter says she wanted to call Edwards something much worse, but "personal injury lawyer" just isn't a term that rolls off the tongue.


Hillary in Selma
In a church service Sunday marking the anniversary of the Selma civil rights march, Senator Hillary Clinton acknowledged that the movement is responsible for allowing people like Senator Barack Obama to run for president today... which is why she now despises the civil rights movement.


Palestinian Talks
Fatah and Hamas are still working on the details of a unity Palestinian government. One popular compromise proposal currently being considered is a plan that will have Fatah killing innocent Jewish civilians on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays and Hamas killing them on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays. On Sundays, the Palestinians will just go back to killing each other.


Jacko in Tokyo
Michael Jackson arrived in Japan on Sunday to host an exclusive party where admirers pay $3,500 to spend 30 seconds with the pop icon. That's $500 to speak to Michael, and $3,000 for the two-dozen security guards to stand between him and your kids.



Giuliani and His Kids
The New York Daily News is reporting that presidential candidate Rudy Giuliani is estranged from both of his children. Wow, Rudy really IS the true political heir to Ronald Reagan.