BREAKING NEWS!!! Scooter Libby Found Guilty!

A federal jury has just found I. "Scooter" Libby guilty in the CIA leak case. This is really bad news for Libby, as "Scooter" just can't be a good nickname to have in prison.

Luckily for the jurors, all they had to do was agree on a verdict... since none of them could understand the charges.

Libby could be sentenced to up to 30 years in prison... which is about how long it'll be before the Democrats stop talking about this verdict.

The jury found that Libby lied to NBC newsman Tim Russert. But seriously, is there a politician in Washington who hasn't lied to Tim Russert?



Walter Reed Scandal
President Bush has named Democrat Donna Shalala and Republican Bob Dole to head a commission to investigate problems at Walter Reed Army Medical Center. That's good, because if there's one thing that can help our wounded troops; it's a good old fashioned bipartisan commission.

Walter Reed Scandal II
President Bush has named Democrat Donna Shalala and Republican Bob Dole to head a commission to investigate problems at Walter Reed Army Medical Center. The President chose them in the spirit of bipartisanship... and because both Shalala and Dole already spend most of their days getting treated at Walter Reed hospital.



Artest Arrested
Sacramento Kings forward Ron Artest was arrested Monday and excused indefinitely from the team after a woman said he shoved her to the floor inside his home and prevented her from calling 911. In his defense, Artest insists he thought the woman was a drunken Pistons fan.


Mega Millions Jackpot
Tonight's Mega Millions jackpot is now more than $370 million. The winner will automatically become the front runner in the 2008 presidential race.