Circumcision and AIDS
A new study says male circumcision may cut the risk of spreading AIDS. So for all those guys who say wearing a condom makes them feel uncomfortable, there's finally an alternative!






Airline Merger
United and Continental Airlines are considering a merger. By joining forces, the companies are hoping they'll be able to find at least one executive who knows how to run a business.






Skilling to Jail
Former Enron CEO Jeff Skilling reported to federal prison Wednesday... not because he was ordered to, but just because he needed to meet with his accountant.







Stem Cell Boy
Doctors in Oregon say that seizures suffered daily by a boy with an incurable brain disease have ended after embryonic stem cells were injected into his brain a month ago. The boy is now expected to live a normal life, unless Rush Limbaugh kills him first.







Daddy's Dealin'
Police caught a New York City man dealing drugs while pushing his 18-month old daughter in her carriage. Hey, it must have been "take your daughter to work day."










Britney Book
Kevin Federline reportedly prepared to write a tell-all book about Britney Spears that could include details about her wild drinking, alleged drug-use, her sexual attraction towards other women, as well as her supposed belief in time-travel.... oh no wait, that's the tell-all book about Kevin Federline.







Amazing Discovery
Scientists have found the fossils of a flying mammal that lived 125 million years ago. They believe the air-worthy animal went extinct while waiting on the security line.


Amazing Discovery II
Scientists have found the fossils of a flying mammal that lived 125 million years ago. They believe the air-worthy animal went extinct shortly after agreeing to merge with United Airlines.