Thursday, November 23, 2006

Parade Balloons Grounded?
High winds and rain may ground the giant balloons at the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. But rain or shine, Mayor Bloomberg, Senator Clinton, and Governor Pataki all plan to march down Broadway with their inflated egos.

Bush Robbed
The bad news for the Secret Service is that a pickpocket managed to snatch presidential daughter Barbara Bush's purse in Buenos Aires. The bad news for the White House is that inside the purse were two joints and a bottle of "morning after" pills.

Kerkorian Bails Out
Billionaire investor Kirk Kerkorian is dumping about 14 million shares of GM. If this keeps up, soon GM stock will be as worthless as GM cars.


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