Ed Bradley Gone
Respected 60 Minutes correspondent Ed Bradley has died at the age of 65. Sadly he died before he became old enough to know what it's like to be a 60 Minutes viewer.

Ed Bradley Gone II
Respected 60 Minutes correspondent Ed Bradley has died at the age of 65. Mike Wallace can now date Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad exclusively.

Allen Quits
Virginia Senator George Allen has finally conceded. Insiders say the reason why he waited until today is because it took Allen two days to figure out what a concession is.

Allen Quits II
Virginia Senator George Allen has finally conceded. Now Allen will have to choose between becoming the new leader of the KKK or B'nai Brith.

Top 5 Reasons the Republicans Lost

5) Karl Rove was too busy trying to figure out if Borat is a real guy

4) Democrats adopted crazy strategy of NOT telling half the electorate it was going to Hell

3) Someone forgot to send the check to the guys at Diebold

2) More Americans are taking on new hobbies, like reading

1) God is gay

Britney Divorce Battle
After Britney Spears filed for divorce from Kevin Federline, he counter-sued demanding sole custody of their two children and an unspecified amount of financial support. Experts say he needs at least $1,000 a week for tattoo and baseball cap maintenance.

Nazi Speech
Part of a Nazi leader's speech was played over the public address system at a Charlotte, North Carolina high school before a high school soccer game this week, prompting an apology from the home team's principal. Both teams were angry that they did not get to hear the entire speech.