Top 5 Questions Anderson Cooper will ask Angelina Jolie on World Refugee Day

5) "Refugees often have their lives suddenly destroyed... kind of like what you did to Jennifer Aniston, right"

4) "Is seeing starving refugees really worse than watching 'Gone in 60 Seconds?"

3) "Do you realize that thanks to your hard work, millions of refugee African children are finally getting the attention from the paparazzi they've so desperately needed?"

2) "Refugees often lose family members forever... kind of like how I lost my brother to suicide. Did you know my brother committed suicide?"

1) "Refugees schmefugees, what does Brad look like naked?"

Hungry Bear
A Vancouver woman came home to find a young bear eating oatmeal in her kitchen. Police say the home invasion was an apparent revenge crime against the Goldilocks family.

Strip Club Arrest
A Florida man has been arrested after he left his infant son alone in a car while he went to a strip club. It's yet more proof that strip clubs need to provide babysitting.

Strip Club Arrest II
A Florida man has been arrested after he left his infant son alone in a car while he went to a strip club. Florida Governor Jeb Bush is responding by demanding that strip clubs offer free admission for customers under the age of 2.

Bush & Cheney Fundraising
RNC Chairman Ken Mehlman says President Bush and Vice President Dick Cheney have raised a total of $173.7 million for Republican Congressional candidates this year. The news is angering Republican donors who thought they were supporting Buish and Cheney's legal defense fund.

Rather Leaving
Dan Rather is leaving CBS and may do a weekly show on the HDNet high-definition network, which is hoping to grab viewers hoping to see all of Rather's wrinkles more clearly.

Mayor Snort
Bridgeport, Connecticut Mayor John M. Fabrizi admitted Tuesday he had abused cocaine while in office, but has no plans to resign. That's good news for local lobbyists who had already gone to the trouble of buying 3 keys on the street last week.