NBA Dress Code
Several African-American NBA players say the new league-wide dress code discriminates against blacks. They cite other racist regulations, like the one that forces all the black athletes to play in the games while the white guys sit on the bench.

Top 5 Other Controversial New NBA Rules

5) All tattoos must be spelled correctly

4) Players must refrain from laughing at those idiots who paid $2,500 for courtside seats to a Knicks game

3) No player can wear anything that brings shame to the league, like a Clippers uniform

2) All players must promise to arrive at their paternity hearings on time

1) No trading outfits with the players from the WNBA

Wilma & Cuba
Hurricane Wilma is expected to smash right into Cuba and destroy about 100,000 homes... causing an estimated $30 in total damages.

Buffett Giveaway
The good news is Warren Buffett says he plans to give away most of his $51 billion before he dies. The bad news is the only he guy he trusts with it is Bill Gates.

Book Store Bankrupt
Atlanta-based "Chapter 11 Bookstores" has filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection. When asked if they could have altered their fate if they had named the store something else, the owners replied, "yeah, we should have called it 'Amazon.com."

Gregg Wins
New Hampshire Senator Judd Gregg won $850,000 in the Power Ball lottery... this means the Senator will be able to cancel one of his 15-scheduled fundraisers next week.

Bad TV
The Parents Television Council announced its annual list of the ten worst shows for family viewing this week. Topping the list: President Bush's news conferences.

Rose Cuffed
Actress Rose McGowan created a disturbance at an L.A. club last week and was handcuffed and removed by a security guard. McGowan and the guard are now dating.

Wasting Time
A new survey shows the average person spends 4 years of his or her life doing housework, and just 16 hours having orgasms. men are reacting to the study by screwing their maids.

Changed Name
The owner of "ScienTOMogy.info," a Tom Cruise-skewing website, has agreed to change the name of the site because of complaints from the Church of Scientology. But the Scientologists aren't too happy with the new name for site: "Diuretics.com."

Mr. Poop Drops Out
An environmental activist in Victoria, British Columbia, who dresses up in a feces costume, has withdrawn his name as a candidate for local office. That's because pieces of crap in Canada usually run for national office.