2012 Olympics Switch?
After the London terrorist attacks, some are wondering if the 2012 summer Olympic Games should be moved to the runner-up city of Paris. But experts believe things will remain as they are now: London will continue to sponsor the games, and Paris will continue to sponsor the terrorists.

New Panda Born
A new panda cub has been born at the National Zoo in Washington. Its mother was artificially inseminated after refusing to mate with her male counterpart for two years... This story proves that you can filibuster all you want in Washington, but you're still going to get screwed in the end.