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Iranian Hard-Liner Wins
Tehran's hard-line conservative mayor has defeated his moderate challenger in the Iranian presidential election. By acting merely as a puppet for Iran's religious leaders, he's expected to reverse democratic reforms, reduce women's rights, and serve as a new role model for Bill Frist.

Reformers Reel
Iran's more moderate politicians have been soundly defeated by the election of an ultra-conservative to the presidency. Now they'll have to abandon their idealistic dreams of giving westerners blindfolds before they're beheaded.